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Let me make a disclaimer: I will write 99.9% of the time about Green Lantern related topics. Which means that Ade and RJ will have to write some more to prevent our readers from choking on Geoff John‘s awesome.

But I’m here to make an important accouncement so damn delayed – that out of the prospective actors I wanted to play Hal Jordan (Chris Pine, Nathan Fillion & Ryan Gosling) it was Wolverine: Origins‘ DEADPOOL who was casted: Ryan Reynolds.

Incidentally, he’s also playing as Deadpool whose movie will come out in the same year as Green Lantern. This is a first – Marvel & DC will be coming up with competing superhero movies with the same leading man. This should be interesting!

I made this post in response to the original fan cast made by ComicBookMovie which I highly suggest checking out.

Without further ado here’s my own fan list!

HUGH LAURIE as Sinestro – while I don’t watch House regularly, his experience acting as a man who just does his own thing with badass written all over it is best for the renegade character of Sinestro. The look fits too!

TINA FEY as Carol Ferris – I can sense a huge amount of Rage and Love on me on this one! My take on Carol Ferris is an independent woman character yet is very girly in nature – we don’t want them TOO manly women (e.g. Michelle Rodriguez) or killer dollz (Angelina Jolie.) Besides, Tina Fey is awesome.

OK THAT’S ALL I CAN THINK OF THAT IS SERIOUS…

Now time for the REAL Fiel’s Fan Cast!

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS as a Guardian of the Universe – the Book of Oa will become the Bro Code in universal alien language. Beware my Power, Green Lantern’s (WAIT FOR IT…) Light!!!

MR. T as Kilowog - I’M KILOWOG. AND I’M A GREEN LANTERN. YOU POOZERS YOU AIN’T GOT THE.. oh screw it Mr. T is too damn awesome for me to describe how this is gonna go…

BROCK LESNAR as Guy Gardner – remember what he did last time when he won against Frank Mir? Nuff said.

EMMA WATSON as Soranik Natu - this is forAde, so that Emma has to wear that boob-exposed GL uniform. She’ll have to get a boob job though.

and finally…

CHUCK NORRIS as Superboy-Prime – Chuck Norris was so bored that he made himself younger, put on a Superman costume and penetrated the minds of writers that gave them the idea to put him in all the comic books. After killing a lot of beings in the comic world, he’s back here. Now he’s penetrated the minds of the direcors to put SBP in the Green Lantern Movie. No one is safe.

Okay, so the San Diego Comic Con just finished this weekend, and us pissed-off people from the other side of the world are saying hi to you fuckers lucky enough to set foot in that once-a-year event where nerd dreams come true. And you don’t tell me to stop whining; buy me a plane ticket to San Diego next year and I’ll shut up.

If you still don’t agree with me, here’s a picture of Sarah Palin dancing to that Wonder Girls song.

If you think the reason why I’m fuming here is because I missed yet another load of geeky news about our favorite comics, TV shows, and movies, you’re wrong. (continue reading…)

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Yes, boys and girls, Comicgasm is back! And I’m not alone this time; if you haven’t noticed it yet, Ade and Fiel gave me free handjobs and a backrub(in that order) to give them accounts so we can all make penis jokes and post shenanigans.

This blog has died and revived more than Jean Grey and Hawkman combined; hopefully, this incarnation would last longer than Hawkgirl(lol Final Crisis and Blackest Night). I hope..

I was supposed to make a review on the Legion of 3 Worlds(specifically, the conclusion), but some idiot tried saving the draft while Comicgasm’s wordpress was being updated(thanks drew!).

So yeah, Final Crisis: Legion of 3 Worlds ended with a Shyamalan-styled TWEEST.  Kudos to Geoff Johns for making us shit bricks and indirectly insulting the reader by making SBP into the sterotypical comic book nerd that lives in his parent’s basement full of comic-related merchendise, whines a lot about EVERYTHING, a burden to his parents and of course a forum troll(JUST LIKE ME!). Geoff Johns is DA MAN!

Funny thing, the thread is very real: LINK. And it’s filled with SBP accounts and people mocking him, telling him to attack Geoff Johns and amassing a geek army to go to his house beat him up. Oh DC, you and your shenanigans. I chuckled.

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Alternate ending:

PS. I still don’t know how this tied-up to Final Crisis.

There are very few things in life that are capable of making me scream like a little girl.

One would be if Emma Watson comes over and asks to fellate me. Another is if somebody leaves “8======D” as a comment on my blog. But never before have I thought that Tony Stark will make me run around and scream like a little girl.

I’m pretty much a newbie Iron Man fan. I’ve always thought of him as a second-stringer but Bim’s incessant yakking about Iron Man made me check him out. And now I’m a total Iron Man fanboy, thanks to Bim, RDJ, and Matt Fraction (tee-hee).

Also, the 90′s cartoon was awesome. Too bad that teen Tony show, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, sucks as much as a two-cent whore on Thanksgiving (what). So I wasn’t excited when they announced the Iron Man anime. Well, I’ve never really paid attention until they released the trailer:

So. I’ll give you a few minutes to scrape your brain off the wall behind you, because I’m sure your head’s been pretty much blown to bits. By the way, Warren Fucking Ellis is writing this.

IN OTHER NOT-SO-INTERESTING NEWS: The Wolverine trailer, with bishonen Logan-chan, is uninteresting. Maybe if they cut the stupid mullet?

What do you guys think?

I only said that because he’s one of my favorite lanterns – and that I have the black ring see see???

Now if you have been deceptively lured into reading this post because of that title, well I would like to apologize for you having to see my picture too.

Anyways, I’m here to write for a good friend back at RarelyOrdered (food blog) voluntarily as he probably mind-controlled me to love comics.

My posts back at my personal blog were getting cluttered – from writing about so many different things I figured the comics part of my entries will have a better home here.

Anyways if you if you wanna get back at me, you can comment some profanity on my personal blog GoToHellwithFiel.