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Happy birthday Stan Lee!

Spread joy and cheer like Supes and Bats! With FISTS OF JOYOUS HAPPINESS!

Now that the decade is about to end, the Comicgasm staff will walk you through the worst comics of 2000-2009 and why they suck.

Ultimatum is what happens when you get Magneto to reverse the magnetic poles, flood New York, and practically kill half the superhuman population. He’s killing people because A ROBOT WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH THE SCARLET WITCH KILLED HER, SPARKING A BATTLE THAT ULTIMATELY KILLED QUICKSLIVER TOO. Everybody goes crazy and THEY KILL ONE ANOTHER IN THE BLOODIEST, MESSIEST, AND CRAPPIEST WAY POSSIBLE because this is a realistic world and it’s grim and gritty, right? Also, throw in some characters who EAT CORPSES JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT even though they’ve never shown any signs of cannibalism before. (continue reading…)

Now that the decade is about to end, the Comicgasm staff will walk you through the worst comics of 2000-2009 and why they suck.

One More Day basically has Peter Parker going “OMG MY AUNT GOT SHOT IN THE STOMACH OMG IT’S MY FAULT I HAVE TO SAVE HER LIFE” and then Mephisto going “YO DAWG I CAN SAVE YOUR GERIATRIC AUNT IF YOU TRADE YOUR MARRIAGE TO YOUR SUPERMODEL WIFE. ALSO I’M THE DEVIL AND EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE A SUPERHERO YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME”

And then Peter goes “K I CAN LIVE WITH THAT” and then Mephisto goes “BTW BRO YOUR SUPERMODEL WIFE IS ALSO PREGNANT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER HA-HA YOU TRADED THEM FOR YOUR OLD SMELLY AUNT SUX 2 B U LOLOLOLOL” and then Peter goes “WHUT YOU SUX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-“

And then the world somehow forgets Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

Oh look, it’s me again, battling a fever so I can write up the blogosphere’s best (even though it’s a few days deleyed) comic book reviews!

Adventure Comics #5

I didn’t like Adventure Comics #4, for some reason. Maybe I was accustomed to Blackest Night tie-ins taking themselves too seriously that I totally got lost in the wacky fourth wall-breaking issue. (continue reading…)