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Hey guys, this is the first-ever Comicgasm joint entry! Well, it’s just Ade and RJ (coz Fiel has way too much in his hands right now, mind you), and what we’re doing here is Comicgasm’s little bit of civic duty! We’re going to help save the earth.

So guys, remember, it’s Blog Action Daaaaay! Except it’s about to end in 15 minutes! But hey, it’s still noon in New York!

You see, Captain Planet visited the Comicgasm offices today. We were all busy getting handjobs from Eastern European prostitutes working hard to write the high-quality kind of comic book reviews Comicgasm is known for: a little rushed and done half-heartedly, and peppered liberally with dick jokes. Then OMGSH it’s Captain Planet tapping our windows with that creepy pedo-smile of his!

He taught us this little ditty based off his TV show’s theme song, and we’re glad to share it to you guys. Sing along now, children:

We’re the Planeteers, you can be one too!
‘Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!

Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

“I WILL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU DON’T STOP KILLING THE FUCKING PLANET”

ADE: Whew, that wasn’t too bad. Hey RJ, high five for the first joint post!
RJ: Wait, did you change the blog title like I told you to?
ADE: Oh. That.
RJ:

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