Let me make a disclaimer: I will write 99.9% of the time about Green Lantern related topics. Which means that Ade and RJ will have to write some more to prevent our readers from choking on Geoff John‘s awesome.

But I’m here to make an important accouncement so damn delayed – that out of the prospective actors I wanted to play Hal Jordan (Chris Pine, Nathan Fillion & Ryan Gosling) it was Wolverine: Origins‘ DEADPOOL who was casted: Ryan Reynolds.

Incidentally, he’s also playing as Deadpool whose movie will come out in the same year as Green Lantern. This is a first – Marvel & DC will be coming up with competing superhero movies with the same leading man. This should be interesting!

I made this post in response to the original fan cast made by ComicBookMovie which I highly suggest checking out.

Without further ado here’s my own fan list!

HUGH LAURIE as Sinestro – while I don’t watch House regularly, his experience acting as a man who just does his own thing with badass written all over it is best for the renegade character of Sinestro. The look fits too!

TINA FEY as Carol Ferris – I can sense a huge amount of Rage and Love on me on this one! My take on Carol Ferris is an independent woman character yet is very girly in nature – we don’t want them TOO manly women (e.g. Michelle Rodriguez) or killer dollz (Angelina Jolie.) Besides, Tina Fey is awesome.

OK THAT’S ALL I CAN THINK OF THAT IS SERIOUS…

Now time for the REAL Fiel’s Fan Cast!

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS as a Guardian of the Universe – the Book of Oa will become the Bro Code in universal alien language. Beware my Power, Green Lantern’s (WAIT FOR IT…) Light!!!

MR. T as Kilowog - I’M KILOWOG. AND I’M A GREEN LANTERN. YOU POOZERS YOU AIN’T GOT THE.. oh screw it Mr. T is too damn awesome for me to describe how this is gonna go…

BROCK LESNAR as Guy Gardner – remember what he did last time when he won against Frank Mir? Nuff said.

EMMA WATSON as Soranik Natu - this is forAde, so that Emma has to wear that boob-exposed GL uniform. She’ll have to get a boob job though.

and finally…

CHUCK NORRIS as Superboy-Prime – Chuck Norris was so bored that he made himself younger, put on a Superman costume and penetrated the minds of writers that gave them the idea to put him in all the comic books. After killing a lot of beings in the comic world, he’s back here. Now he’s penetrated the minds of the direcors to put SBP in the Green Lantern Movie. No one is safe.

I only said that because he’s one of my favorite lanterns – and that I have the black ring see see???

Now if you have been deceptively lured into reading this post because of that title, well I would like to apologize for you having to see my picture too.

Anyways, I’m here to write for a good friend back at RarelyOrdered (food blog) voluntarily as he probably mind-controlled me to love comics.

My posts back at my personal blog were getting cluttered – from writing about so many different things I figured the comics part of my entries will have a better home here.

Anyways if you if you wanna get back at me, you can comment some profanity on my personal blog GoToHellwithFiel.

Hello guys. You may not know me. Definitely, I am not RJ. Nope, nada.

I’m Ade, and I bugged/bribed/forced/gave a handjob to RJ so that I get an account here on Comicgasm and write about comics, geek stuff, furries, and shit. You see, this blog is practically dead so I volunteered (NOTE: unpaid) to help put some stuff on this blog and revive it. I mean, RJ’s probably too busy being balls deep in hamster pussy now or something to update this blog. Yes guys, when RJ says he’s too busy, he’s fucking a hamster. By the way, it didn’t come from me.

Anyway, I blog over at Noisy, Noisy Man if you’re so inclined to dig up dirt on me.

Anyway, I’m not taking over this blog. You can breathe easy now.