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… will pretend this never happened in the morning.

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Apparently we made it into the finals of the Philippine Blog Awards 2009 <– Click here to see us in the list!

While I honestly don’t EXPECT us to win, I do HOPE!

Such is me in my blue lantern shirt:

But hope isn’t enough of course! Comicgasm would have never made it into the finals if it weren’t for us being awesome in one way or another. We sure ain’t gonna win if we just sit back and scratch our balls while staring at the sky as w usually do. Sure we delay posts 80% of the time – but really, what made us into the finals I wonder?

So I sought to describe Comicgasm and I learned that we are awesome because of a few things that we are. Some of these are essential truths that make up the fabric of the universe itself and cannot be defied! Deny them at your own cost.

COMICGASM FACTS:

-The name of Comicgasm was derived from two words: comics and orgasm. Therefore, whenever we post, someone has an orgasm.

-Contrary to popular belief, there is explicit nudity & visual sex scenes in DC, Marvel & Archie comics. Comicgasm simply chooses to keep those pages to ourselves. (See Justice League: Cry for Justice #2 and Archie #601)

- It is a well known fact that only three organisms in the world have pleasure when they have sex: Man, dolphins & Comicgasm.

- When Darkseid hits you with his Omega ray, you don’t die. You just Comicgasm.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice – but only because he was trying to measure the amount of testosterone in Comicgasm.

- Superboy-Prime thought Comicgasm was stupid. Therefore the Legion of Three Worlds exists.

- DC & Marvel once disapproved a superhero idea inspired by Comicgasm’s awesome claiming the character was too powerful. Instead it was turned into a joke. We now know this as the Chuck Norris Facts.

- The modern Marvel comic book series no longer mentions the Infinity Gems. This is because Comicgasm has paid Marvel not to reveal where we get our awesome.

- Disney bought Marvel so they can finally have enough money to pay Comicgasm for Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen body.

- The Nick Fury character was based on Samuel L. Jackson. The Samuel L. Jackson character was based on Comicgasm.

- The Green Lanterns recite an oath from the guardians. The Guardians recite an oath from Comicgasm.

- Comicgasm confronts the Guardians of the Universe with a Poke’ball and shouts “I choose you!”

- A member of Comicgasm has in fact met, sat down and chatted with Neil Gaiman – without knowing who he was. (and got him addicted to calamansi juice – see proof here.)

- When Alan Moore once got writer’s block in coming up with a character for his novel, he read Comicgasm. Inspired he created Dr. Manhattan.

- Comicgasm designed the costumes of Power Girl & Black Canary and hates the design of Wonder Woman’s costume – saying it ain’t revealing enough.

- When the Hulk gets angry, he gets bigger. When Comicgasm gets horny, he gets BIGGER.

- Comicgasm was supposed to be superhero – but we refused to wear spandex. Not because we don’t like spandex, but because we ALWAYS have a hard-on.

- Comicgasm won a hard-on contest with The Thing.

- Comicgasm won a staring contest with Daredevil.

- Comicgasm has retractable claws but no healing factor. We don’t need it. We like bleeding awesome.

- Comicgasm owns Dominic Ochoa’s long lost twin brother.

AND THAT’S IT. I finally know what lead us to this place so far!

If you have any more Comicgasm facts, pls pls COMMENT! XD

Let me make a disclaimer: I will write 99.9% of the time about Green Lantern related topics. Which means that Ade and RJ will have to write some more to prevent our readers from choking on Geoff John’s awesome.

But I’m here to make an important accouncement so damn delayed – that out of the prospective actors I wanted to play Hal Jordan (Chris Pine, Nathan Fillion & Ryan Gosling) it was Wolverine: Origins‘ DEADPOOL who was casted: Ryan Reynolds.

Incidentally, he’s also playing as Deadpool whose movie will come out in the same year as Green Lantern. This is a first – Marvel & DC will be coming up with competing superhero movies with the same leading man. This should be interesting!

I made this post in response to the original fan cast made by ComicBookMovie which I highly suggest checking out.

Without further ado here’s my own fan list!

HUGH LAURIE as Sinestro – while I don’t watch House regularly, his experience acting as a man who just does his own thing with badass written all over it is best for the renegade character of Sinestro. The look fits too!

TINA FEY as Carol Ferris – I can sense a huge amount of Rage and Love on me on this one! My take on Carol Ferris is an independent woman character yet is very girly in nature – we don’t want them TOO manly women (e.g. Michelle Rodriguez) or killer dollz (Angelina Jolie.) Besides, Tina Fey is awesome.

OK THAT’S ALL I CAN THINK OF THAT IS SERIOUS…

Now time for the REAL Fiel’s Fan Cast!

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS as a Guardian of the Universe – the Book of Oa will become the Bro Code in universal alien language. Beware my Power, Green Lantern’s (WAIT FOR IT…) Light!!!

MR. T as Kilowog - I’M KILOWOG. AND I’M A GREEN LANTERN. YOU POOZERS YOU AIN’T GOT THE.. oh screw it Mr. T is too damn awesome for me to describe how this is gonna go…

BROCK LESNAR as Guy Gardner – remember what he did last time when he won against Frank Mir? Nuff said.

EMMA WATSON as Soranik Natu - this is forAde, so that Emma has to wear that boob-exposed GL uniform. She’ll have to get a boob job though.

and finally…

CHUCK NORRIS as Superboy-Prime – Chuck Norris was so bored that he made himself younger, put on a Superman costume and penetrated the minds of writers that gave them the idea to put him in all the comic books. After killing a lot of beings in the comic world, he’s back here. Now he’s penetrated the minds of the direcors to put SBP in the Green Lantern Movie. No one is safe.

Okay, so the San Diego Comic Con just finished this weekend, and us pissed-off people from the other side of the world are saying hi to you fuckers lucky enough to set foot in that once-a-year event where nerd dreams come true. And you don’t tell me to stop whining; buy me a plane ticket to San Diego next year and I’ll shut up.

If you still don’t agree with me, here’s a picture of Sarah Palin dancing to that Wonder Girls song.

If you think the reason why I’m fuming here is because I missed yet another load of geeky news about our favorite comics, TV shows, and movies, you’re wrong. Read the rest of this entry »

I only said that because he’s one of my favorite lanterns – and that I have the black ring see see???

Now if you have been deceptively lured into reading this post because of that title, well I would like to apologize for you having to see my picture too.

Anyways, I’m here to write for a good friend back at RarelyOrdered (food blog) voluntarily as he probably mind-controlled me to love comics.

My posts back at my personal blog were getting cluttered – from writing about so many different things I figured the comics part of my entries will have a better home here.

Anyways if you if you wanna get back at me, you can comment some profanity on my personal blog GoToHellwithFiel.

For those who know don’t know my stance when to comics in other media, I have really high standards when it comes to these things. However, I am usually open minded and I try to be as optimistic as possible when it comes to future releases. That’s why I’m very excited about the Watchme film and even try to calm fellow comic geeks who RAGES too much about how it’s going to be as failtastic as the V for Vendetta adaptation with only the trailer as their basis.

But then I saw this: http://www.1up.com/do/previewPage?cId=3168969&p=1&sec=PREVIEWS

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

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