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I. came. buckets.

BUCKETS!

let’s see..

Suitcase Armor: check
back-to-back bro-fight: check
AC/DC’s War Machine: check
Mark II vs MarkIV: check
Black Widow: super check
Nick Fury: MUTHAFUCKIN CHECK
Jizz in my pants: double check

 

Scratch that, triple check.

 

 

Oh look! We finally have a comic review that actually gets published on time! Well, whaddaya know! This has been a pretty rockin’ week, so protect your faces, because Sentry’s going to punch your teeth in if you don’t behave!

And now, on to the reviews! Read the rest of this entry »

Oh look, it’s me again, battling a fever so I can write up the blogosphere’s best (even though it’s a few days deleyed) comic book reviews!

Adventure Comics #5

I didn’t like Adventure Comics #4, for some reason. Maybe I was accustomed to Blackest Night tie-ins taking themselves too seriously that I totally got lost in the wacky fourth wall-breaking issue. Read the rest of this entry »

OH SHI-

Ok, who else came?

[Via]

I know you people have been holding your breath for the longest time for this, but those looking for a grand reunion of the Avengers might see what they’re looking for in Marvel’s new four-issue event, called The Siege.

Written by Brian Michael Bendis and art by Olivier Coipel, The Siege spells the end of Norman Osborn’s Dark Reign. According to Bendis, the reunion of the big three (Iron Man, Captain America and Thor) is very instrumental to the end of Dark Reign. It’s a “seismic shift in the Avengers books” akin to that of Avengers Disassembled. Read the rest of this entry »

Dammit Matt Fraction, keep up the Black Widow/Maria Hill slashy innuendos.

EDIT: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF they took down the video AGAIN.

This is Ade, and I am so glad to bring you this slight interlude from Metro Comic-Con Week. You see, the Iron Man 2 footage shown at SDCC a few weeks back was finally leaked.

Also, SPOILER WARNING. The video practically gives away the plot and one pretty interesting twist (you gotta wait until the end of the video):

In case the video gets pulled out, you can also watch it here. Or here.
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There are very few things in life that are capable of making me scream like a little girl.

One would be if Emma Watson comes over and asks to fellate me. Another is if somebody leaves “8======D” as a comment on my blog. But never before have I thought that Tony Stark will make me run around and scream like a little girl.

I’m pretty much a newbie Iron Man fan. I’ve always thought of him as a second-stringer but Bim’s incessant yakking about Iron Man made me check him out. And now I’m a total Iron Man fanboy, thanks to Bim, RDJ, and Matt Fraction (tee-hee).

Also, the 90’s cartoon was awesome. Too bad that teen Tony show, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, sucks as much as a two-cent whore on Thanksgiving (what). So I wasn’t excited when they announced the Iron Man anime. Well, I’ve never really paid attention until they released the trailer:

So. I’ll give you a few minutes to scrape your brain off the wall behind you, because I’m sure your head’s been pretty much blown to bits. By the way, Warren Fucking Ellis is writing this.

IN OTHER NOT-SO-INTERESTING NEWS: The Wolverine trailer, with bishonen Logan-chan, is uninteresting. Maybe if they cut the stupid mullet?

What do you guys think?