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This day is the most unproductive yet tiring day I’ve had in the land of Sand and  Shawarma. Well, I’ve only been here for 2 weeks. But still. This day is very lulzy though. We spent around 160dirhams(1920php) on all the taxi rides! WTF!

Somewhere in dubai:

Indian interviwer dude: Are you from China?

Me: (lolwut) No sir, Philippines.

Him: Aah, are you part Chinese?

Me: Yes, my grandfather is Chinese.

Him: I see. Which kind of women do you prefer? Chinese girls of Filipino girls?

Me: (lolwut) Half-breeds are superior. Based on experience.

Him: HAHA! I like your answer. So now that we’re relaxed and comfortable. Let’s proceed to the acutal interview.

Him: Hmm, I don’t see any marketing experience in your CV(resume), all I keep seeing is the word ‘computer’. Please tell me why you’ve chosen to apply to our marketing branch?

Me: Marketing? So THAT’s what I’m applying for!

Him: …

Needless to say, I got canned lol. Oh well.

*Another expensive taxi ride back to the City Centre*

At the Dubai City Centre mall’s food court:

Cute Japanese gurl: すみません。。。something something。。。ですか？

Me: Eh?

Her: Eeeh?

Me: わかりません

Her: @_@ EH? *pouts* (must be surprised that I was able to tell her that I don’t understand her)
Me: Eh? O.o

Turns out that she was asking if I knew where the bathroom is or something. I guided her to the wrong direction. Oops?

Note to self: GET A FUCKING LOCAL SIM! This is the nth missed opportinity!
PS. DEODORANTS, MOTHERFUCKERS! DO YOU USE IT!? No wonder my Arab cousins hate your kind.

YM status message: Simple enough, yes?

 

 

Apparently not. What have you done, Ren!?

 

You too!?

 

Click for Zyon:

Sorry kids, now you’ll think twice before buzzing me while I’m playing DotA.

 

Buti pa si Karol.

Thanks for the shoop, Yukino.

 

PS. Buzzing me doesn’t really affect my game lol.

So we finally bought our plane tickets and booked our flight. And our flight has yet again been delayed! Wooo!

So mark your planners boys and girls, for I shall leave the Philippines on the 15th of Febuary.

I am sooooo tempted to blog about a certain someone from the 247th DLSU nROTC Medics Bravo 05 and her amazing 2-year long distance relationship. She repeatedly tried to convince me to keep the relationship alive using the power of CAPS LOCK. I quote: “YOU DON’T HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE LEAVING! DON’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAAAKE OF LETTING GO OF YOUR LURVE!” And I was like: o.O lolwut.

 

GET IN THE CAR

Then she gave me inspiring stories on how theY managed to keep their flame alive for 2 years and counting. I acquired a number a cheezy lines that I can use and potential blackmail material lol. Oh, and apparently, she’s getting fat! Who is this mystery woman? Hmm, wait.. I think I did blog about her.. Oh well.

This is my current YM status and avatar (add me yo :p). And for those who missed the part where I said No, not my avatar’s smiling face and asked me about the girl on my avatar: No. She is NOT my girlfriend(I want to leave the Philippines in one piece lol). I didn’t even mention her name on my last post, why would I reveal her picture? I’m a very secretive man when it comes to these things, most of my friends doesn’t even know her name.

So, who is this mystery woman?

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