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Hey guys, this is the first-ever Comicgasm joint entry! Well, it’s just Ade and RJ (coz Fiel has way too much in his hands right now, mind you), and what we’re doing here is Comicgasm’s little bit of civic duty! We’re going to help save the earth.

So guys, remember, it’s Blog Action Daaaaay! Except it’s about to end in 15 minutes! But hey, it’s still noon in New York!

You see, Captain Planet visited the Comicgasm offices today. We were all busy getting handjobs from Eastern European prostitutes working hard to write the high-quality kind of comic book reviews Comicgasm is known for: a little rushed and done half-heartedly, and peppered liberally with dick jokes. Then OMGSH it’s Captain Planet tapping our windows with that creepy pedo-smile of his! Read the rest of this entry »

Apparently we made it into the finals of the Philippine Blog Awards 2009 <– Click here to see us in the list!

While I honestly don’t EXPECT us to win, I do HOPE!

Such is me in my blue lantern shirt:

But hope isn’t enough of course! Comicgasm would have never made it into the finals if it weren’t for us being awesome in one way or another. We sure ain’t gonna win if we just sit back and scratch our balls while staring at the sky as w usually do. Sure we delay posts 80% of the time – but really, what made us into the finals I wonder?

So I sought to describe Comicgasm and I learned that we are awesome because of a few things that we are. Some of these are essential truths that make up the fabric of the universe itself and cannot be defied! Deny them at your own cost.

COMICGASM FACTS:

-The name of Comicgasm was derived from two words: comics and orgasm. Therefore, whenever we post, someone has an orgasm.

-Contrary to popular belief, there is explicit nudity & visual sex scenes in DC, Marvel & Archie comics. Comicgasm simply chooses to keep those pages to ourselves. (See Justice League: Cry for Justice #2 and Archie #601)

- It is a well known fact that only three organisms in the world have pleasure when they have sex: Man, dolphins & Comicgasm.

- When Darkseid hits you with his Omega ray, you don’t die. You just Comicgasm.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice – but only because he was trying to measure the amount of testosterone in Comicgasm.

- Superboy-Prime thought Comicgasm was stupid. Therefore the Legion of Three Worlds exists.

- DC & Marvel once disapproved a superhero idea inspired by Comicgasm’s awesome claiming the character was too powerful. Instead it was turned into a joke. We now know this as the Chuck Norris Facts.

- The modern Marvel comic book series no longer mentions the Infinity Gems. This is because Comicgasm has paid Marvel not to reveal where we get our awesome.

- Disney bought Marvel so they can finally have enough money to pay Comicgasm for Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen body.

- The Nick Fury character was based on Samuel L. Jackson. The Samuel L. Jackson character was based on Comicgasm.

- The Green Lanterns recite an oath from the guardians. The Guardians recite an oath from Comicgasm.

- Comicgasm confronts the Guardians of the Universe with a Poke’ball and shouts “I choose you!”

- A member of Comicgasm has in fact met, sat down and chatted with Neil Gaiman – without knowing who he was. (and got him addicted to calamansi juice – see proof here.)

- When Alan Moore once got writer’s block in coming up with a character for his novel, he read Comicgasm. Inspired he created Dr. Manhattan.

- Comicgasm designed the costumes of Power Girl & Black Canary and hates the design of Wonder Woman’s costume – saying it ain’t revealing enough.

- When the Hulk gets angry, he gets bigger. When Comicgasm gets horny, he gets BIGGER.

- Comicgasm was supposed to be superhero – but we refused to wear spandex. Not because we don’t like spandex, but because we ALWAYS have a hard-on.

- Comicgasm won a hard-on contest with The Thing.

- Comicgasm won a staring contest with Daredevil.

- Comicgasm has retractable claws but no healing factor. We don’t need it. We like bleeding awesome.

- Comicgasm owns Dominic Ochoa’s long lost twin brother.

AND THAT’S IT. I finally know what lead us to this place so far!

If you have any more Comicgasm facts, pls pls COMMENT! XD

Ok, I think it’s been pretty obvious that I’ve been ignoring this site lately. I’ve been.. distracted.

I have no excuse(infatuation), but here’s something to let you know that I still care.

heehee, filler post. I mean.. guh! Look! BOOBS!

How many movies translated from comics, games, old cartoons, etc. has a cast that caters to its fans? Not many I assume.

The thing is, movie companies are always just about making PROFIT! So they go overboard in catering to the target market and thus we have an American Son Goku, a frail looking man as Eddie Brock and Ben Affleck as Daredevil.

And this is why The Tekken Movie BLOWS me away. I assumed an American would be playing Jin blah blah blah…

And I was 50% right! He’s an American-Asian martial artist – which makes it even better! This is Jon Foo as Jin Kazama.

I was with David Nakpil when we checked out the full cast – here are the ones that got our minds blowing!

Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa as Heihachi Mishima – remember the 1st Mortal Kombat movie? He was Shang Tsung. Yes he’s still buff. And yes, he’s much older than that picture now.

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 Step 1: Take an existing character.

Step 2: Change the color scheme.

Step 3: Add “Anti-” to existing character’s name.

Step 4: ????

Step 5: PROFIT!

Okay, so it’s NOT dead yet. I personally blame Dr. McCoy for malpractice. But yeah, bloggy’s not dead; But I won’t be posting about comics(much) anymore. At least not as detailed as before, maybe some I HATE *insert writer/artist/editor/EIC here* here and there. Instead, I’ll be using this as my personal blog. Yes, the url/banner/theme/color/EVERYTHING is comic-y, but I don’t care! I happen to like my Nightwing theme. This blog is now about my life(w/c is far more interesting than comics anyway..I think), just like my old Tabulas blog(click if you want a sample).

   I’m sure my friends will be delighted when they find out, they can finally read my blog and understand the content. As for my comic geek pals; fear not, for I shall still blog about comics again in the future. Like I said on my previous post, I *might* contribute on The Nerd Rage Report in the near future.

I’ll edit the About/categories/inks/comic pages later. Maybe. If I don’t forget. And from now on, I’ll be posting as Bazookaman instead of blindman. I just feel like it.

PS. Special thanks to Drew for making me feel guilty for almost killing the blog and Ate Ria for her divine bloggyness and advice.

Sorry guys(especially to my sponsor, Drew), but I don’t think I’ll be posting here anymore. I *might* make a new personal blog after we migrate. Emhpasis on MIGHT. Rock’s still updating the joint-blog, I think it’s still alive. In the meantime, click this image to go the NRR, I *again, MIGHT* be contributing there after I leave the Philippines. Ciao~

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Sinestro’s fucked now!

I just finished re-installing my PC’s OS. All I have to do is re-install the drivers and I’m all set to Defend the Ancients make the delayed reviews, when suddenly, my mouse stops working. Then my motherboard’s fan got confused and didn’t know wich direction to spin, so it went back and forth until the PC committed seppuku turned itself off and refused to turn on the power.

I was really pissed off by now, but the bastard wasn’t through with me yet. BOOM! It got all sparky and smoke came out of the motherboard! HOLY SHIT! WTF IS GOIN ON!? I pulled the plug and it finally ended. My PC is officially dead, I think I can still salvage most of it, but the motherboard and powersupply are toasted. GRRRR!

Then someone asked me dude, what’s you’re problem?

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