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The New Justice League of America: Wait, WTF?

by on Sep.21, 2009, under DC, WTF

Starting issue 38, a new Justice League of America will be formed. The team will be formed of Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Green Arrow, the Atom, Batman, Mon-El, Donna Troy, Cyborg, Doctor Light, Starfire, Congorilla, and the Guardian.

Okay, what? This is probably the least iconic JLA I’ve ever seen. I totally loved the JLA lineup during the Morrison era, and understandably they had to give that lineup a rest. I also liked the Meltzer lineup as well, although I’m disappointed they disbanded that group way before they could be given great stories. (continue reading…)

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Spider-Man 4 Teaser Poster: Wait, wut?

by on Sep.03, 2009, under Marvel, Movies, WTF

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This week’s reviews later.

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Disney-Marvel: Bad Puns and worse shoops!

by on Sep.01, 2009, under filler, Marvel, WTF

 

This post is dedicated to compiling ALL Disney/Marvel-related puns, badly shooped images and badly drawn original art. If you are a Marvel purist that cannot take a joke, please stay so we can laugh at your misfortune.

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Ade and I agreed that he’ll make the written sensiblejokes(READ: things that might actually make sense) and I’ll just spam all the images that I can scour from the intertubes. Here we go!

face it tigger

(continue reading…)

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BREAKING NEWS: Disney Buys Marvel

by on Aug.31, 2009, under Marvel, News, WTF

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

First, I don’t know what to think. On one hand I’m like “YAY NOW WE’RE SURE THAT MARVEL WILL NEVER GO BANKRUPT ALSO HOWARD THE DUCK AND DONALD DUCK CROSSOVER OMFG WHAT ABOUT A SILVER SURFER PIXAR MOVIE.”

But now, we’re not too sure if Disney also gets creative control over Marvel’s output (God, I hope not). I mean, Disney would never let Grant Morrison’s New X-Men see print.

I hope we don’t see Marvel’s output Disney-fied for a family audience. Really. Disney, don’t ruin it for us nerds.

Also, I’m serious about that Howard the Duck/Donald Duck crossover. Make it happen, Marvel/Disney.

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BREAKING NEWS: “Youngblood” film in the works

by on Aug.18, 2009, under Image, Movies, WTF

Oh hi guys. Remember the 90′s?

I honestly don’t know what spells the 90′s more than EXTREME! POUCHES! OMG BULGING! MUSCLES! BIG! GUNS! LITTLE! FEET! FLUFFY! HAIR! ROB LIEFELD! (continue reading…)

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