This day is the most unproductive yet tiring day I’ve had in the land of Sand and  Shawarma. Well, I’ve only been here for 2 weeks. But still. This day is very lulzy though. We spent around 160dirhams(1920php) on all the taxi rides! WTF!

Somewhere in dubai:

Indian interviwer dude: Are you from China?

Me: (lolwut) No sir, Philippines.

Him: Aah, are you part Chinese?

Me: Yes, my grandfather is Chinese.

Him: I see. Which kind of women do you prefer? Chinese girls of Filipino girls?

Me: (lolwut) Half-breeds are superior. Based on experience.

Him: HAHA! I like your answer. So now that we’re relaxed and comfortable. Let’s proceed to the acutal interview.

Him: Hmm, I don’t see any marketing experience in your CV(resume), all I keep seeing is the word ‘computer’. Please tell me why you’ve chosen to apply to our marketing branch?

Me: Marketing? So THAT’s what I’m applying for!

Him: …

Needless to say, I got canned lol. Oh well.

*Another expensive taxi ride back to the City Centre*

At the Dubai City Centre mall’s food court:

Cute Japanese gurl: すみません。。。something something。。。ですか？

Me: Eh?

Her: Eeeh?

Me: わかりません

Her: @_@ EH? *pouts* (must be surprised that I was able to tell her that I don’t understand her)
Me: Eh? O.o

Turns out that she was asking if I knew where the bathroom is or something. I guided her to the wrong direction. Oops?

Note to self: GET A FUCKING LOCAL SIM! This is the nth missed opportinity!
PS. DEODORANTS, MOTHERFUCKERS! DO YOU USE IT!? No wonder my Arab cousins hate your kind.