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In blackest day
In brightest night
Beware your fears
Made into light
Let those who try to stop what’s right
Burn like my power…
Five reasons why the DC Universe is fucked:
1. Sinestro(see above pic)
2. The Sinestro Corps
3. Kyle “The Corps’ Torchbearer” Rayner otherwise known as ION was captured. ION, being the living embodiment of Willpower was literally sucked out of him, and was replaced by the living embodiment of Fear..
PARALLAX
4. Guess who just broke out?
Yep, it’s our favorite emo supervillain, Superboy “Retcon Punch” Prime!
5. And of course, the ringleader
The Anti-Monitor! THE ANTI-FUCKING-MONITOR!
In GL Recharge, it took the entire GL Corps to push a sun into some stupid spider world. And here we have the Anti-Monitor, who has not only destroyed an infinite number of suns, but the universes that accompanied them. Parallax, who pretty much destroyed time at one point. Superboy Prime, who…punched reality and pissed a lot of nerds off. Hank Henshaw(Cyborg Superman), who…was viciously dismantled every time he tried to do anything(he’s still a threat though). And Sinestro with his Sinestro Corps, accompanied by the manhunters.
So many GLs died in this issue alone, before Parallax, Superboy Prime, Henshaw, and Anti-Monitor joined, that I can’t fathom a logical way for the GL corps to win, aside from WILLPOWER OF OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!
In other news, Countdown #44 is again ‘meh’ and Amazons attack and Wonder Woman #10 fails so much, I remembered why I don’t read Wonder Woman books in the first place.
Oh and I just got new speakers today, now I can disturb the neighbors better Yay! Too bad I’m broke again, oh well..I’m always broke on Thursdays anyway..
