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I wasn’t supposed to be doing this but certain people forced convinced me *cough*

So the last Harry Potter book is scheduled to be released 3 days from now, but being the evil evil bastard that I am, I got a leaked copy from a site I shouldn’t mention. It was rather hard to read it since the evil-er bastard took pictures instead of scanning the book.

Anyway here’s something for ya’ll:

HEDWIG DIES!
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MOODY DIES!
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WORMTAIL DIES!
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DOBBY DIES!
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FRED WEASLY DIES!
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SNAPE DIES!
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SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE TO SAVE HARRY! JUST AS PLANNED!
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HARRY DIED OMG!
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HARRY TALKING TO GHOST DUMBLEDORE!
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LOL JOKE
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And of course, VOLDERMORT DIES!
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Burbage, Scrimgeour, Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy also died, but I’m too lazy to look for the pages where they died. Oh well.

I won’t ruin the plot(that much) so I won’t post it here(aside from Dumbledore and Snape’s plan), see I’m not THAT evil.

Of course, I have to put MOAR spoilers, so here they are:

At the Epilogue,19 years after the events in the book:

Ron married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo.
Harry married Ginny, their three children are named James, Albus severus and Lily.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius.
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:”The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.”

I won’t be posting any proof of these just to be mean, mwahahaha!

PS. So how is this in any way related to comics? I dunno lol.

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16 Comments

1. 

   PAOROU, July 18, 2007:

   FUCK

   DAMN YOU OROCHI

   TOO BAD I KNEW ALL OF THAT TEN DAYS BEFORE YOU BROUGHT IT UP

   LAFFO!

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   quickbrownfox, July 18, 2007:

   spoilers! time to blurt out random nonsense to buyers of book 7, so they lend it to me.

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   dscarface, July 18, 2007:

   i lol at you rj, gadamit wer is my cho chang? kaso BITCHES LOEV HARIPATER

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4. 

   Yukino SIlvermaine, July 18, 2007:

   YOSH!!! TIME TO ANNOY HP FANS WOO!!!

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   GIAN, July 18, 2007:

   NO U. HOORAE SPOILARZ!

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   Ria Jose, July 18, 2007:

   HOORAY!!!

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   FlameSeeker, July 19, 2007:

   Lol Orochi. Nice one. Like I said. Evertone dies etc etc. Just read in the DS thread where i wrote for more on my crap story.

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   jay-jay, July 22, 2007:

   OMG!!!! but well,,everything has it’s end!!!!
   why rowling made the ending as silly as that???
   hahahaha…lol!!!!!

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   paul, July 22, 2007:

   Well, No matter how much effort you exert in spoiling the whole thing, truth is, fans will always read the book with much enthusiasm. And as for yout seems the only way for you e recognized is by doing these mean things, so people, come on let’s waste our time reading this jerk’s spoiler post. It’s his only way to get noticed and talked about.

   Good day.

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    RJ, July 22, 2007:

    FINALLY! A negative comment! I was starting to think I lost my touch.

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11. 

    Tony-PinoyTabulista Mod, July 23, 2007:

    you spoiled ginny’s and harry’s pseudo-deaths for me…

    therefore, I invite you to take part in next month’s pinoytabulista awards. I know it doesn’t make much sense, but seeing that you’re a bit known as a pinoytabulista…

    I just hope you never read the book. Hahahahahahhaahaha!

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12. 

    zymophore_man, July 25, 2007:

    that’s ridiculous!!!!! very ironic!!!!
    the one who posted it, is a lunatic!!!! owzz too bad!!!!! you must despised by all!!! lolz öü

    ur a zymophore creature who lives in the sillest
    part of this chaotic world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    you are a fucking wacko who likes to play kids gamE!!!!
    LOLZZZZ….

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    RJ, July 25, 2007:

    Hurray! Another negative comment!

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14. 

    TriEdge, July 26, 2007:

    aww. what a crap

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    Thomas, July 26, 2007:

    Hahaha! I already read it…. Woo, and I spent about 3 hours in line. But whatever, I dressed as Harry and was attacked by jailbaits. So it was well worth it.

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    Altheah, July 31, 2007:

    nnoooooooo

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