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I wasn’t supposed to be doing this but certain people forced convinced me *cough*

So the last Harry Potter book is scheduled to be released 3 days from now, but being the evil evil bastard that I am, I got a leaked copy from a site I shouldn’t mention. It was rather hard to read it since the evil-er bastard took pictures instead of scanning the book.

Anyway here’s something for ya’ll:

HEDWIG DIES!
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MOODY DIES!
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WORMTAIL DIES!
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DOBBY DIES!
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FRED WEASLY DIES!
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SNAPE DIES!
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SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE TO SAVE HARRY! JUST AS PLANNED!
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HARRY DIED OMG!
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HARRY TALKING TO GHOST DUMBLEDORE!
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LOL JOKE
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And of course, VOLDERMORT DIES!
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Burbage, Scrimgeour, Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy also died, but I’m too lazy to look for the pages where they died. Oh well.

I won’t ruin the plot(that much) so I won’t post it here(aside from Dumbledore and Snape’s plan), see I’m not THAT evil.

Of course, I have to put MOAR spoilers, so here they are:

At the Epilogue,19 years after the events in the book:

Ron married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo.
Harry married Ginny, their three children are named James, Albus severus and Lily.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius.
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:”The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.”

I won’t be posting any proof of these just to be mean, mwahahaha!

PS. So how is this in any way related to comics? I dunno lol.

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