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I wasn’t supposed to be doing this but certain people forced convinced me *cough*
So the last Harry Potter book is scheduled to be released 3 days from now, but being the evil evil bastard that I am, I got a leaked copy from a site I shouldn’t mention. It was rather hard to read it since the evil-er bastard took pictures instead of scanning the book.
Anyway here’s something for ya’ll:
HEDWIG DIES!
MOODY DIES!
WORMTAIL DIES!
DOBBY DIES!
FRED WEASLY DIES!
SNAPE DIES!
SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE TO SAVE HARRY! JUST AS PLANNED!
HARRY DIED OMG!
HARRY TALKING TO GHOST DUMBLEDORE!
LOL JOKE
And of course, VOLDERMORT DIES!
Burbage, Scrimgeour, Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy also died, but I’m too lazy to look for the pages where they died. Oh well.
I won’t ruin the plot(that much) so I won’t post it here(aside from Dumbledore and Snape’s plan), see I’m not THAT evil.
Of course, I have to put MOAR spoilers, so here they are:
At the Epilogue,19 years after the events in the book:
Ron married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo.
Harry married Ginny, their three children are named James, Albus severus and Lily.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius.
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:”The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.”
I won’t be posting any proof of these just to be mean, mwahahaha!
PS. So how is this in any way related to comics? I dunno lol.
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PAOROU Said,
FUCK
DAMN YOU OROCHI
TOO BAD I KNEW ALL OF THAT TEN DAYS BEFORE YOU BROUGHT IT UP
LAFFO!
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quickbrownfox Said,
spoilers! time to blurt out random nonsense to buyers of book 7, so they lend it to me.
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dscarface Said,
i lol at you rj, gadamit wer is my cho chang? kaso BITCHES LOEV HARIPATER
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Yukino SIlvermaine Said,
YOSH!!! TIME TO ANNOY HP FANS WOO!!!
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GIAN Said,
NO U. HOORAE SPOILARZ!
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Ria Jose Said,
HOORAY!!!
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FlameSeeker Said,
Lol Orochi. Nice one. Like I said. Evertone dies etc etc. Just read in the DS thread where i wrote for more on my crap story.
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jay-jay Said,
OMG!!!! but well,,everything has it’s end!!!!
why rowling made the ending as silly as that???
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paul Said,
Well, No matter how much effort you exert in spoiling the whole thing, truth is, fans will always read the book with much enthusiasm. And as for yout seems the only way for you e recognized is by doing these mean things, so people, come on let’s waste our time reading this jerk’s spoiler post. It’s his only way to get noticed and talked about.
Good day.
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blindman Said,
FINALLY! A negative comment! I was starting to think I lost my touch.
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Tony-PinoyTabulista Mod Said,
you spoiled ginny’s and harry’s pseudo-deaths for me…
therefore, I invite you to take part in next month’s pinoytabulista awards. I know it doesn’t make much sense, but seeing that you’re a bit known as a pinoytabulista…
I just hope you never read the book. Hahahahahahhaahaha!
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zymophore_man Said,
that’s ridiculous!!!!! very ironic!!!!
the one who posted it, is a lunatic!!!! owzz too bad!!!!! you must despised by all!!! lolz ΓΆΓΌur a zymophore creature who lives in the sillest
part of this chaotic world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you are a fucking wacko who likes to play kids gamE!!!!
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blindman Said,
Hurray! Another negative comment!
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TriEdge Said,
aww. what a crap
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Thomas Said,
Hahaha! I already read it…. Woo, and I spent about 3 hours in line. But whatever, I dressed as Harry and was attacked by jailbaits. So it was well worth it.
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Altheah Said,
nnoooooooo
