I HATE this day sooooo much!

I FUCKING HATE THIS DAY! GRRRRR!

“sssh..” She wispered as she gently touched my lips. “let’s not think about that right now..” She added. I smiled and kissed her cheeks. At that moment in time, I knew burning a fuckton of moolah for that date was definitely worth it.

I didn’t know she meant that literally though. Coz today, she thought about it. Guess what happened next. That’s right, DRAMA! I know we have to deal with this situation sooner or later, but I wanted a calm and orderly discussion, not a BAWWWfest. That didn’t really get anything done except create EVEN MORE DRAMA. Geez.

I don’t blame her of course, I don’t have that right. I know exactly how she feels, it happened to me thrice. On three separate occasions, three relationships were torn apart for the same reason: they all migrated to another country. And now it’s happening again, except this time the roles are reversed.

We parted ways without saying goodbye. I went home feeling like shit. The events that followed only made my day worse. 3 incidents to be precise.

#1: I spilled cooking oil on my right arm while cooking fried chicken. It fucking hurts! Good thing I always carry my trusty med kit with me everywhere I go. But still, it fucking hurts!

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#2: Don’t you guys hate it when your urine suddenly obtains a 90° angle between it? Coz I do. I really do. ESPECIALLY on some else’s house! I should really ask my girlfriend if that happens to girls too, oh wait, SHE WON’T TALK TO ME!

Ninety degrees. Your pee. Just imagine.

And of course #3: My Shoti drank the last Yakult. The one I hid in the back of the freezer so I can enjoy it’s frosty Lactobacillus Shirota strain. Of course, being the resposible brother that I am, I channelled all my rage and beat the crap out of him.

I still wonder why they don’t distribute that in bigger sizes. Like 1ltr bottles.

I’m pretty sure most of you are familiar with Mr. Angry here. That was my face this afternoon.

I want to introduce y’all to my friend Mr. Angrier. This is what my face looks like now.