What I watched:

What I expected:

What I got:

FUCKING AWESOME!

Seeing and Samuel L. Jackson portray a character that was based on himself made me chuckle. MUTHAFUCKING NICK FURY AFTER MAH MUTHAFUCKING CREDITS! My cousin and I were the only guys left(aside from the ushers) in the theater after the credits.

God damn it, how am I suppose to hate on Tony now?

Jon Favreau did an excellent job of cutting out everything that bothers me about superhero movies and kept the action scenes extremely badass without sacrificing character development. Everything is kept simple yet effective.

AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Explosions, Bourbon Whiskey, Martinis, a dogfight/chase scene, MORE EXPLOSIONS, SCIENCE(which is way better than MAGIC), cool mecha CGI, product placements and EVEN MORE EXPLOSIONS = Awesome movie.

PS. Jarvis as an AI was very lolwut. Oh well, at least he’s not a SKRULL . Or is he?