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Ok, let’s start with comics that I didn’t buy: Amazons Attack #6 and Wonder Woman #12(I won’t even bother reviewing this one)

Amazons Attack #6:
Here’s a little recap of the stupidity:

CLASH! Everyone’s fighting, and Hyppolita and Diana had a stereotypical Mother-Daughter fight.

Guess what? She didn’t kill her! SHOCKING!

And now the villain is pissed.

lol, Batman.

Here comes Athena to save the day!

Didn’t see that coming!

And so this shitty arc is finally over, along with 90% Wonder Woman’s supporting characters, great job DC!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S A TWIST!

Ohoho! Who’s the sinister villain that did all of this?

Clich to find out:

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

Thank God I stopped buying this after the first two issues.

I’m done mocking this shiz but if you want more Amazon lulz, here’s a nice read: Things I learned from Amazons Attack

Okay, one last time.

Bees. My God.

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I just finished re-installing my PC’s OS. All I have to do is re-install the drivers and I’m all set to Defend the Ancients make the delayed reviews, when suddenly, my mouse stops working. Then my motherboard’s fan got confused and didn’t know wich direction to spin, so it went back and forth until the PC committed seppuku turned itself off and refused to turn on the power.

I was really pissed off by now, but the bastard wasn’t through with me yet. BOOM! It got all sparky and smoke came out of the motherboard! HOLY SHIT! WTF IS GOIN ON!? I pulled the plug and it finally ended. My PC is officially dead, I think I can still salvage most of it, but the motherboard and powersupply are toasted. GRRRR!

Then someone asked me dude, what’s you’re problem?

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I made a new page where I listed down which comics I follow *LINK* (no wonder I’m always broke) and I included the webcomics that I like. It’s still not finished since I haven’t included any local comics that I follow. I’ll add those tomorrow maybe with the new links page maybe.

Aaaanyway, here are some webcomics that I like. I just randomly posted the funny ones, click to enlarge:

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New Superman: Doomsday Trailer:
LINK

(Edit: I’ll edit this as soon as I figure out how to embed .mov files! I’m too lazy to upload this on youtube.)

Quick delayed reviews:

Batman #668:
Nothing much, they’re still stuck at the mansion with the unknown killer, with luck, The Squire might demonstrate British badassery on the next issue.

Batma-Lobo #1:
I’m a sucker for anything that has Lobo in it, coz Lobo makes anything awesome. As usual, the main man doesn’t disappoint his fans!

There might be some fetish issues with the writer.

Yeah, definitely.

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I was away from the intarwebs for more than 3 days! It was HORRIBLE! Stupid contract, I have to to endure smarbro’s spooty wifi for 6 more months! GAH! Good thing I had 5gigs worth of Flash to read(every Barry and Wally book ever published). That and Defending The Ancients against my lousy neighbors. And as fate would have it, moments after my inernet was restored, my PC died on me, I’m too lazy to reinstall the OS(or to look for my drivers). Now I’m stuck with my vista(grrr) laptop with incomplete software(too lazy to install winrar, winamp, photoshop, flash, msn, etc) and I can’t even Defend The Ancients since I forgot to install WC3! Thank God for Dawn of War: Dark Crusade for keeping what’s left of my sanity.

What a lousy week. Oh well, at least I have an excuse for my usual delayed reviews. Delayed reviews on Sunday/Monday!

A public reminder:

Tim Drake says: ALWAYS use protection!

How many pouches do you see in this cover from the EXTREEEEME 90’s?

6 days delayed! I broke my record wooo! I’ve been Defendig the Ancients non-stop for the past 4 days, and have done NOTHING remotely productive. Go me!

On to business!

Amazons Attack #5:

This is actually a decent read compared to the first four issues. Still not worth your money though good thing I only downloaded it. Batman was there to save the day(as usual), heremoved the magical shield and unleashed the JLA and JSA on the Amazons and the Bana. I’m just glad this shitty arc’s finally ending.

Black Canary #4(of 4):

Can this be any easier to predict? Everything came true! Faking Sin’s death, Mia helping Sin to escape, then taking her to Connor to hide, even Canary’s answer to Ollie’s proposal. Oh well, at least I saw a pissed of Black Canary going crazy on those assassins.

This too:

I couldn’t help it, I chuckled.

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I played DotA on GG Client the whole afternoon, but y’all are already used to delayed reviews :p. Yeah, I’m a lazy fucker, but here’s an awesome clip for ya!

Back To The Future theme FTW! And Robocop pulled a lever! A mighty lever!