I think the title speaks for itself.

This won’t be canon, I can feel it!

This post is 5 days delayed. A new record woo! This would have been only 4 days delayed, but I spent most of my creative/writing juice making a blog post for the Dota Startegy Blog yesterday.

On to business!

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I haven’t been out with my family for months, and I’ve got to say, I missed it. My wallet has never been happier! I got new clothes and it cost me nothing! NOTHING! HAHAHAHA!

I also learned another life lesson today: Eating Pancake House’s Taco, Spaghetti , Roast Beef and Root Beer Float in one sitting. Bad idea. But all I had in my head at that time was to abuse free food.

We watched Rush Hour 3, and before the trailers started and they played the usual YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR. YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A PURSE. YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A MOVIE. BUYING PIRATED MOVIES IS STEALING. STEALING IS A CRIME. PIRACY IS A CRIME.

Then, someone texted me! Guess what my ringtone was?

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Starting today I’m going to make this site a bit more dial-up friendly by splitting my posts.

Also, CLICK ME!

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I was blog hopping yesterday looking for other comic geeks out there when I stumbled to Baddie and Shelly’s blogs when I realized something: I FORGOT TO GET JSA #8! Curse these defective eyes! Damn you Eye Expert! My new glasses was supposed to be ready a week ago!

Oh well, JSA was good as usual. And even though I hate Alex Ross, I iovedhis Liberty Belle cover. I’m also a big fan of speedsters, so seeing her regaining her superspeed was a real delight!

And for those of you who missed it, here’s the teaser for the animated feature:
Superman: Doomsday.

Fuck Yeah!

And of course, there’s finally a teaser of Justice League: The New Frontier.

I don’t know about you but if I was a girl, this would be my face right now:

I do have two qualms:

1.) Dan Didio was in the clip(though his epic failure was negated by Bruce Timm being there too)

2.) I will never accept anyone other than Kevin Conroy to voice Batman.

For those who are unfamiliar with this, DC: The New Frontier is a 6-issue mini series published in 2004. The story takes place during the 50’s - Post-WWII America. I absolutely loved it! The art/color was superb and the story was really well done.

However, I also have ONE qualm against it: Hal ‘The hero of the Silver Age’ Jordan was given too much of the spotlight. But even with that, it’s still a great read.

This also reminded me of something:

Never.

Ever.

EVER!

Mess with a Flash.

Any Flash.

Back on the real world, my mom is pissed at me right now. Apparently, all the ramen I got(filled more than half a shopping cart) when we went to Duty Free the other day costs $4 each. That’s like a new comic for every meal. Wow.

Oh well, not my money. Life goes on.

*eats ramen*

This post is 3 days late. As expected.

Firstly, Detective Comics’ recent awesome streak hit it’s third straight issue. Dr. Crane aka Scarecrow’s ‘revival’ was well written, he no longer relies purely on his fear gas and has Bats confused and frustrated since he can no longer predict his moves. Perfect timing too, can you Imagine Dr. Crane, with a Sinestro Corps ring? No one understands fear like he does! DC better not screw this up!

Speaking of Bats, I’ve gathered rumors that there’s going to be a Batman Animu. No, not Big-O. It’s supposedly to take place in between Batman: Begins and Batman: The Dark Knight. Warner Bros. Animation declined to comment, so we’re still gathering more info.

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Yet another rumor is that George Miller will be directing the JLA movie. This is more farfetched than the Batman animu, but we’re crossing our fingers on this one.

I’m actually more excited waiting for confirmed news like the animated features Superman: Doomsday, JLA: New Frontier(Silver Age JLA) and a still unconfirmed Teen Titans animated movie(No, it won’t be that weaboo Teen Titans GO crap. Hurray!). Note that non of the stories are in any way related to the current DCAU story since all of these are separate events based from the comics alone. The icing on the cake is that all of these are being presided over by Bruce Timm(creator of Batman: The Animated Series). Hurray!

Black Canary #3(of 4) was good, though I don’t think Ollie’s gonna have any teeth left on the next issue with the stunt he just did, too bad the made one too many clues on his true intentions.

Nightwing #135 and Outsiders: Five of a kind #1

I love it when Dick gets flashbacks.

Bonding sessions with old man Bats is fine too~

But with an ending like this, one must wonder where the Man Wonder will wind up next. I’m pretty sure he will leave the Outsiders. But this is only the first(of five) issue, DC has four more chances on making this win or fail.

This week’s countdown was actually amusing, but STILL nowhere near epic. The art improved dramatically though.

last week’s issue:

this week:

I half expected her to moonwalk though. Maybe next week.

I’ve ignored the New Atom until someone forced me to read issue #14.

Then I saw this:

HITLER WITH A JETPACK! HOW AWESOME IS THAT!?

Also, Ted Kord!

AWESOME!

Added this to clarify things. Yeah, I cried too.

The Metal Men’s revival was good too, I really liked the art. Hopefully, we’ll see more of Dr. Magnus and his Metal Men in other books too.

What the hell DC? What’s with you and bees?

And lastly, I was surprised at WWH#3, I really expected Sentry to step up this issue. But oh well, Super Saiyan Strange’s inevitable downfall will cover at least 1/3rd of the next issue, then hopefully Namor will do something. Anything. At least show up dammit!

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Back on the mysterious world called real life, I’ve learned a few life lessons the past 4 days:

1. Spending a week’s worth of money(for food and other expenses) in one day. Bad idea. Worth it, but still not a good idea.

2. Surviving for 6 days with P80 worth of coins is plausible, but hard.

3. I’m a fucking lucky bastard who doesn’t need to live with instant noodles for 6 days anymore.

4. Duty Free’s meat section = Heaven. I ate around 2 full german franks and the free sample guy just kept on giving more!

5. I shall never EVER eat at Tokyo Tokyo again.

6. And last but not least, crossing the street at night without glasses. Bad idea. Stupid bike…

1. Click this link: http://www.sectorseven.org/

2. Enter this password: Deceptibot

3. Curse/Praise Michael Bay

4. ????

5. PROFIT!

Damn you Michael Bay!

Our favorite Drunkard in a metal suit:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/744740/iron_man_trailer/

EDIT: Apparently, Paramount hates free publicity, so if ever this clip gets removed again, just download the clip from either here or here. It’s a .flv file so use VLC player to view it.

And of course,

Batman: The Dark Knight:

http://www.whysoserious.com/
preview images:

Oh, and here’s a very lazy short summary of this week’s comics: The Amazons Attack arc is still sucking balls, I can’t believe DC thought this was actually a good idea/story. Countdown is FINALLY picking up, the story is interesting now, but it’s still nowhere near epic levels yet. And lastly, Hulk #108 is sorta meh, Rick Jones being useless as usual. Didn’t spend much on comics this week, blame the Simpsons movie(I have the Spider-Pig theme song! Wooo!) and randomly treating girls.

PS. Darksied is Awesome!

So…instead of blogging about the stuff I mentioned in my last post, I spent the last 5 days watching GaoGaiGar TV, Turn-A Gundam and Rahxephon. Thanks to Iñigo for lending me his DVDs, it’s his fault! Blame him! Yes, I happen to like mecha animu, hopefully I’ll still be able to get today’s comics and blog about them maybe.

Oh well, gonna marathon Rahxephon til the sun rises!

Blog about World War Hulk #2, Ghost Rider #13, WWH:X-Men #2, All-Flash#1, JLA#11, Countdown41, Amazons Attack #4, Black Canary #2 and Birds of Prey #108.

PS. Visit wallet at the hospital.

I wasn’t supposed to be doing this but certain people forced convinced me *cough*

So the last Harry Potter book is scheduled to be released 3 days from now, but being the evil evil bastard that I am, I got a leaked copy from a site I shouldn’t mention. It was rather hard to read it since the evil-er bastard took pictures instead of scanning the book.

Anyway here’s something for ya’ll:

HEDWIG DIES!

MOODY DIES!

WORMTAIL DIES!

DOBBY DIES!

FRED WEASLY DIES!

SNAPE DIES!

SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE TO SAVE HARRY! JUST AS PLANNED!

HARRY DIED OMG!

HARRY TALKING TO GHOST DUMBLEDORE!

LOL JOKE

And of course, VOLDERMORT DIES!

Burbage, Scrimgeour, Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy also died, but I’m too lazy to look for the pages where they died. Oh well.

I won’t ruin the plot(that much) so I won’t post it here(aside from Dumbledore and Snape’s plan), see I’m not THAT evil.

Of course, I have to put MOAR spoilers, so here they are:

At the Epilogue,19 years after the events in the book:

Ron married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo.
Harry married Ginny, their three children are named James, Albus severus and Lily.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius.
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:”The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.”

I won’t be posting any proof of these just to be mean, mwahahaha!

PS. So how is this in any way related to comics? I dunno lol.