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I enjoy reading comics that has 15yr old girls as it’s target audience. I also enjoy lobotomizing people to read such comics. And I’m proud to say that I’ve converted two manly men into giggling teenage girls after forcing them to read SMLMJ. Yes, after reading this series, even Arnold Schwarzenegger would transform into a teenage girly girl, you’d stop growing facial hair and would suddenly have the urge to gossip! Yes, this is the effects of reading Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane!

And now I’ll do what I do best when I read this: I gossip!

Like OMG! I can’t believe Parker dumped Gwen and Firestar over that bitch MJ Watson! Gwen was so hurt, semen came out of her eyes!

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I’m not mocking the artist, no I’m not!

*subliminalmessage*comebackmiyazawa!*subliminalmessage*

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I’m sooo glad Firestar hooked up with Ice man though, they’re like sooo cute together! Ohmygosh! I’d pay to watch them have some steamy action!

*this is a reenactment*

That was TOTALLY worth it!

So MJ dumped Harry again(that bitch!) to be with Peter, Parker doesn’t deserve that red-head! I’d like totally die if Liz came after Parker, they’re like sooo perfect for each other! Poor Harry’s probably gonna get sloppy seconds from that slut Felicia Hardy, did I say MJ Watson’s a total bitch yet?

GAAAAH!

*reaches for Testosterone pills*

losing…y chromosomes…must not…gossip!

ARGH! IT’S TOO LATE! SAVE YOURSELVES!

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2 Comments

1. 

   Ren, July 15, 2007:

   Too late….
   *squeals like a little girl*
   gossip time~! =3
   oh my so true~ Mj was such a bitch! and why did peter have to let go of starfire! they’re an even better match than MJ!

   god save us both….

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   shax, July 18, 2007:

   pOnOs does not go in eye

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