This post is 5 days delayed. A new record woo! This would have been only 4 days delayed, but I spent most of my creative/writing juice making a blog post for the Dota Startegy Blog yesterday.

On to business!

Batman #667

A meeting of all the Bat-peoples of the world.

The Squire is Hot! Too bad Robin’s in love with his dead best friend(that made him bi)’s girlfriend.

Oh well.

This seemingly light hearted issue suddenly undergoes a surprising twist at the end of story. I fucking love Grant Morrison.

Batman Confidential #8

What’s with the HUGE Batarangs?

Innuendo! Innuendo! Innuendo!

Alfred is a lot of things, but a technogeek is not one of them. Don’t get me wrong, I think Alfred Pennyworth is the greatest supporting character of all time, but he has openly voiced out his dislike for high tech gadgets. Though he learned a lot from Tim and Babs, there wasn’t even a Robin yet in this story! This book is officially off my to-buy list. Still gonna download it though.

Black Adam #1:

Kickass cover!

This story takes place in between 52 and Countdown, then will prolly be a Countdown tie-in during the latter issues.

Teth-Adam is hardcore as usual.

Ooh, he found a Lazarus Pit! Why didn’t they used that on Bart huh?

The Lazarus pit only works for the injured and recently deceased. I don’t think Bart’s corpse has finished rotting yet! Grrr!

Oh well, enough nerd rage for now, for we celebrate the return of Isis!

FUCK YEAH!

Countdown #38:

This issue is made of Decent Art and Fanservice.

must…not..fap.

Oh, and Jimmy Olsen aka Mr. Action tried to join the Teen Titans.

I laughed more than I should.

Green Lantern #22:

Awesome book, Kyllarax kicked GL butt while taunting Hal Jordan and the lost lanterns. DC should have made this their priority instead of the shitty Amazons Attack.

Meanwhile, on the new Warworld:

Wow, Hank Henshaw has feelings!

loosing willpower…must resist…

Outsiders: Five of a kind #2:

Nothing in particular to note, respect to Katana for being badass though. And Batman’s recruiting members for the new Nightwing-less Outsiders.

must..not..AS SCREW IT! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Incredible Hulk #109:

To be honest, I’m a bit disappointed with the recent WWH issues, not enough smashing! I just hope they pull through with the arena.
Amadeus Cho makes up for it though.

You may have noticed that I bombared this post with scans, yeah, I’m a lazy bastard.

And just to mock you dial-up users, here’s a couple more:

Poor bastard…

A potential Face-Rocking panel? I think so!