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Hey guys, this is the first-ever Comicgasm joint entry! Well, it’s just Ade and RJ (coz Fiel has way too much in his hands right now, mind you), and what we’re doing here is Comicgasm’s little bit of civic duty! We’re going to help save the earth.

So guys, remember, it’s Blog Action Daaaaay! Except it’s about to end in 15 minutes! But hey, it’s still noon in New York!

You see, Captain Planet visited the Comicgasm offices today. We were all busy getting handjobs from Eastern European prostitutes working hard to write the high-quality kind of comic book reviews Comicgasm is known for: a little rushed and done half-heartedly, and peppered liberally with dick jokes. Then OMGSH it’s Captain Planet tapping our windows with that creepy pedo-smile of his! (continue reading…)

… hates karaoke.

BRB you guys. Real life caught up with me. Comic book reviews will return with a vengeance.

Hello there people! I’m here to deliver more comic book reviews despite a bad bout of writer’s block and an all-encompassing feeling of an upcoming existential angst. Okay. So I just finished a rant here on Comicgasm and it’s not even my blog! Meh. Introductory paragraph finished awkwardly, let’s get to the reviews.

Flash: Rebirth #4

Holy shit, that was some ride. After lounging in boring-land for the first three issues, finally Flash: Rebirth gets into full gear. (continue reading…)

Look at this ultra-detailed Comedian figure, made by the maddeningly awesome Hot Toys. This looks like it’s based on the Watchmen movie Comedian, not on his comic-book counterpart. Just look at the Jeffrey Dean Morgan likeness. Seriously, I want one. After which I’ll reenact the stuff he was most famous for: raping Silk Spectre I and shooting pregnant Vietnamese women in the face.

It’s rape-eriffic! I just wanna know how much I can’t afford it!

Also, comic book reviews are coming later.

[via ToysR Evil]