Ade here, taking a break from reformatting my PC to bring you this week’s most delayed reviews!

Amazing Spider-Man #611

See how much a comic improves once it forgets about the Clone Saga? (continue reading…)

He is known by many names; Sven of Orkney, Sven the Returned, Sven Old-man McBadass. Yes folks, Sven is back! And he is OLD! Set several decades after he left Orkney with his wife Enna, his name became a legend in the Viking World. And The Viking World had a lot of young dumbasses; idiots that had everything to prove, eager for a reputation, stupid enough to seize glory by slaying viking legend Sven.

Sven, the mighty viking of epic tales and poems had become Sven the exile. He and his family had tried living a peaceful normal life, until these young vikings found him. This is where Sven goes Viking Clint Eastwood on them and tells them to get off his lawn, which at that time meant brutally murdering them all.

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Okay I know this isn’t really comic book news or anything Marvel/DC related, but this is just too damn awesome to pass up.

Remember Disney? You know, that company that gave us awesome shit like Lion King, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale? Also not-so-awesome-in-fact-I-wanna-puke stuff like High School Musical and the Jonas Fucking Brothers. Also, I just said “fucking” because I wanted to deliberately put in your minds the image of the Jonas Brothers having incestous fun. JUST BECAUSE I CAN. (continue reading…)