We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog inactivity for some THWIP-tastic news! Our friends at Vivid Entertainment released yet another one of their Porn Parodies, this time it’s your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man! Directed by Axel Braun, the guy that made Batman XXX possible and hilariously accurate. And if you’re part of the majority of our target demographic, you should be aware of their series of Superhero Porn parodies as well.

Starring Capri Anderson as Mary Jane Watson, Ash Hollywood as Gwen Stacey, Brooklyn Lee as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow and Sarah Shevon as Betty Brant. I ain’t listing the male cast because fuck you I don’t wanna! It’s weird that they decided to include Black Widow but not Black Cat. Heck, add Carlie Cooper in the sequel just so we can mock Joe Quesada! Do it, Vivid friends! Do it!

Rob Black gets a special mention because he plays J. Jonah Jameson. J. JONAH JAMESON! In a porn parody! That is both hilarious and awful at the same time! This is a funny change of pace compared to reading people getting butthurt over Marvel’s decision to make the new Ultimate Spider-Man Black/Latino don’t you think?

PS. Just to scar you for life: Aunt May is in it. You are now having a mental image of her in a Spider-Man porn parody film. Manually. brb, laughing forever.

Now that the decade is about to end, the Comicgasm staff will walk you through the worst comics of 2000-2009 and why they suck.

One More Day basically has Peter Parker going “OMG MY AUNT GOT SHOT IN THE STOMACH OMG IT’S MY FAULT I HAVE TO SAVE HER LIFE” and then Mephisto going “YO DAWG I CAN SAVE YOUR GERIATRIC AUNT IF YOU TRADE YOUR MARRIAGE TO YOUR SUPERMODEL WIFE. ALSO I’M THE DEVIL AND EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE A SUPERHERO YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME”

And then Peter goes “K I CAN LIVE WITH THAT” and then Mephisto goes “BTW BRO YOUR SUPERMODEL WIFE IS ALSO PREGNANT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER HA-HA YOU TRADED THEM FOR YOUR OLD SMELLY AUNT SUX 2 B U LOLOLOLOL” and then Peter goes “WHUT YOU SUX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-“

And then the world somehow forgets Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

Hey guys, the reviews are back. I’m taking a break from my “pleasuring Comicgasm’s secret harem of hot and willing women” duties to take some time to actually read some comics and write a review.

By the way, if you haven’t heard yet, Comicgasm is a finalist in the 2009 Philippine Blog Awards! We’d like to thank our readers (both of you) and our mothers for constantly visiting this blog. And because we’re going to party like it’s 1993 after this review, I’m going to put on my YAY! face.

This is my YAY! face

Amazing Spider-Man #606

As usual, Peter Parker’s problems pile up and he’s all mister whiney mcdouche again. But it doesn’t mean we can’t sit back and enjoy and say “whew, am I ever so glad that shit isn’t happening to me.” (continue reading…)

Oh lookee. The Comicgasm monkeys have been all busy getting drunk and we’ve totally forgotten this little blog of ours. Oh well. Time to make the reviews then.

Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #2

I’ve mostly avoided the Ultimate Universe, but after Loeb did his best to destroy said universe, I thought, well, it can only get better after this. (continue reading…)

Okay, so this is the first time I’ll ever do a review for Comicgasm. I spend two weeks here doing nothing but stall, copy Chris Sims, take comic book panels out of context, and make the occasional gay joke or two. It’s time I write something real here.

Okay this is my pull list for this week:

Justice League: Cry For Justice #2

Man, this is NOT a good book.

James Robinson has been one of my favorite writers. And who doesn’t love the way he turned Krypto into the awesome super pet sidekick he’s supposed to be? I was so excited for this book ever since it was announced.

The art is as always, gorgeous, and I’m waiting for the concept of a proactive superhero team to work, without it becoming too violent and X-treme (X-Force, no matter how awesome you’ve been, you remind me too much of the Liefeld!90′s). (continue reading…)