We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog inactivity for some THWIP-tastic news! Our friends at Vivid Entertainment released yet another one of their Porn Parodies, this time it’s your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man! Directed by Axel Braun, the guy that made Batman XXX possible and hilariously accurate. And if you’re part of the majority of our target demographic, you should be aware of their series of Superhero Porn parodies as well.

Starring Capri Anderson as Mary Jane Watson, Ash Hollywood as Gwen Stacey, Brooklyn Lee as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow and Sarah Shevon as Betty Brant. I ain’t listing the male cast because fuck you I don’t wanna! It’s weird that they decided to include Black Widow but not Black Cat. Heck, add Carlie Cooper in the sequel just so we can mock Joe Quesada! Do it, Vivid friends! Do it!

Rob Black gets a special mention because he plays J. Jonah Jameson. J. JONAH JAMESON! In a porn parody! That is both hilarious and awful at the same time! This is a funny change of pace compared to reading people getting butthurt over Marvel’s decision to make the new Ultimate Spider-Man Black/Latino don’t you think?

PS. Just to scar you for life: Aunt May is in it. You are now having a mental image of her in a Spider-Man porn parody film. Manually. brb, laughing forever.

So a few months back we saw the release (heh) of the (admittedly amazing) Batman XXX: A Porn Parody. Clearly visible genitals going into other people’s fun parts aside, it was practically a faithful reproduction of the Adam West 60′s Batman show. Everything from the set to the costume and the cringe-inducing dialog was basically the same. In fact, if you watch the sexless edit, it was really a fun bit. This, in turn, sparked a trend in the porn industry where one studio after another tries to outdo the other with superhero porn parodies. So if you have a fetish involving people in tight spandex schlupping each other up, this is a good decade to live. Good for you.

Anyway, what we have here is Wonder Woman XXX: A Hardcore Parody. Coming from Mile High Media, it stars Tori Black – who also played Catwoman in the aforementioned Batman parody and left me smitten – as the titular character. Plot synopsis and more after the jump. (continue reading…)

A few months back, we were able to watch Batman XXX: A Porn Parody. Aside from the part where the actors were taking off their clothes and fucking the hell out of each other, it was faithful to the 1960’s Adam West Batman show in almost every detail. The costumes, the little mannerisms of the heroes and villains, the groan-inducing (not that kind of groaning) dialog, and even the sets were accurate.

You can actually watch it while skipping through the sex scenes and end up with a pretty cohesive story. It was applauded by most fans of the TV show, even the ones who had no intention of watching people dressed up as their childhood heroes banging the brains out of each other. It goes without saying that it was a big hit, and in an industry where originality and quality aren’t the first priority, it won’t take long before we see superhero porn parodies show up.

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If you’re one of those creeps that thought Batman XXX wasn’t enough, then you’re in for a treat! Vivid Entertainment just made a new movie imprint: Vivid Superheroes. That’s right, boys and girls, a new production dedicated in making comic book porn parodies! DREAMS DO COME TRUE!

Stolen from Bleeding Cool: In a press release, Vivid founder Steven Hirsch is quoted as saying;

The parodies under this new imprint will pay tribute to the world’s most popular comic heroes. Axel already started pre-production on a parody of Superman, which will be followed by those of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk. We made the decision to create the imprint after working with Axel on Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, an Axel Braun Productions movie to be distributed by Vivid. Axel truly did an amazing job with it, and we agreed that together we could mine the really rich treasure of superheroes and have a lot of fun doing it.

Remember what Ade and I said in our Iron Man II review?

RJ: Random thought: They should totally make a porn parody of Iron Man, Lexi Belle as Pepper? Yes please!

Ade: I agree. I can imagine it already: “Well, Pepper, you’d have to know why I’m called Iron Man. You see, iron NEVER goes soft. So yes, Pepper, I am made of iron DOWN THERE! In case you’re too dim to figure it out honey, my dick’s made of iron! Because it never goes soft! That’s why it’s made of iron! That’s they call me Iron Man! Because I never go sof–”

RJ: Wait, what?

Ade: I just realized that last paragraph I’ve written was probably an all-time low.

WE’RE NOW THAT MUCH CLOSER TO THAT! FUCK YEAR!

Can you imagine the horrible/awesome things that they can make?

Superman Comes Again

Fucktastic Four

Watchmen XXX – 120mins of Manhattan’s Penis starring Peter North

STAN LEE CAMEOS! OH GOD, DO IT!

Okay, I’ll stop now.

PS. RIP Frank Frazetta ;_; Good night, sweet prince.