Now that the decade is about to end, the Comicgasm staff will walk you through the worst comics of 2000-2009 and why they suck.

One More Day basically has Peter Parker going “OMG MY AUNT GOT SHOT IN THE STOMACH OMG IT’S MY FAULT I HAVE TO SAVE HER LIFE” and then Mephisto going “YO DAWG I CAN SAVE YOUR GERIATRIC AUNT IF YOU TRADE YOUR MARRIAGE TO YOUR SUPERMODEL WIFE. ALSO I’M THE DEVIL AND EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE A SUPERHERO YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME”

And then Peter goes “K I CAN LIVE WITH THAT” and then Mephisto goes “BTW BRO YOUR SUPERMODEL WIFE IS ALSO PREGNANT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER HA-HA YOU TRADED THEM FOR YOUR OLD SMELLY AUNT SUX 2 B U LOLOLOLOL” and then Peter goes “WHUT YOU SUX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-“

And then the world somehow forgets Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

… it didn’t exactly work out as planned.

Oh lookee. The Comicgasm monkeys have been all busy getting drunk and we’ve totally forgotten this little blog of ours. Oh well. Time to make the reviews then.

Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #2

I’ve mostly avoided the Ultimate Universe, but after Loeb did his best to destroy said universe, I thought, well, it can only get better after this. (continue reading…)