Why have I not read this comic before?

So, yeah. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Scott Pilgrim’s a slacker, bassist for a pretty average garage rock band, and he’s kind of a womanizer and he’s a jerk. Also, he’s Canadian. He’s fallen for Ramona Powers, an American girl who’s a ninja delivery girl for Amazon.ca. She has seven evil exes. To win her love, he must defeat all seven exes in combat. (continue reading…)

He is known by many names; Sven of Orkney, Sven the Returned, Sven Old-man McBadass. Yes folks, Sven is back! And he is OLD! Set several decades after he left Orkney with his wife Enna, his name became a legend in the Viking World. And The Viking World had a lot of young dumbasses; idiots that had everything to prove, eager for a reputation, stupid enough to seize glory by slaying viking legend Sven.

Sven, the mighty viking of epic tales and poems had become Sven the exile. He and his family had tried living a peaceful normal life, until these young vikings found him. This is where Sven goes Viking Clint Eastwood on them and tells them to get off his lawn, which at that time meant brutally murdering them all.

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