Yes folks, it’s that time again. Time to curse DC’s editorial staff again! Wooo!

Countdown 32:

First of all, Stargirl isn’t in this issue. Why must you lie to me DC? Why!?

Nothing much in this issue. Piper and Trickster escape Hassan(Zatanna’s Mummy aka guard) and was let loose on Canary’s Bachelorette party. Bob and co. are still lost out there somewhere, and Mary Marvel finally met Eclipso. Meh, I hate how Zatanna’s being portrayed in Countdown -.-

Oh, Paris and Nicole tried to drink Lady Blackhawk’s Pomegranate Margarita.

btw, Anyone else noticed this?

Is that a THINIP or Marvel’s copyrighted THWIP? Hmmmm…

On to more important matters: Fanservice!

Green Arrow and Black Canary: Wedding Special:

This issue was summarized perfectly by my hero Plasticman:

An awesome car wreck indeed.

But seriously, this is a very very amusing issue. It’s the little things that amused me the most, though. Things like when Hal canceled the scheduled stripper bachelor party, I saw this:

Hal’s one kinky guy.

Zatanna yelling EKAT TI FFO, YBAB!! at Dinah’s Bachelorette party gave me blissfull chills(he HAD to take it off!), but PeeGee’s scandalous scenes topped it off.

Oh ho!

Of course, it wouldn’t be a wedding without villains crashing wouldn’t it?

Their six biggest guns are Superman, Wonder Woman and 4 Green Lanterns. Fuck Yeah! I bet Shirley is thrilled too.

Deathstroke set up a shield to keep them outside to even up the odds, and now it’s time for ROYALE RUMBLE!!!

As I’ve said before, it’s the little things in the background that makes this so amusing, same goes even when they’re all fighting.

Nightwing gets the girls, as usual. Wait, is that a skunk?

Whoops, someone didn’t listen to Slade.

Go Skunk dude!

This is proof that Plasticman is my hero. That’s Clayface btw.

Of course, Batman comes to the rescue and tells Ollie how to disable the shield. With the big guns back, the villains are easily subdued, with only Deathstroke being able to escape.

Dinah is not amused. Not amused at all.

RAWR!

Kudos to Amanda Conner, I wouldn’t be this amused without her!

Alas, all good things must come to an end, and the same goes for this issue. At the last few pages, Dinah and Ollie are about to engage in carnal activities when Ollie suddenly goes berserk and attacks Dinah with a knife!

What?

Of course, being a martial artist who’s equal to Lady Shiva, Dinah can easily disable and/or disarm him rightt?

What?

What!?

Yes folks, you can start cursing the Editorial staff now.

Newsarama confirmed through Judd Winick that Oliver Queen is indeed dead. Again. He also confirmed that the new Green Arrow/Black Canary series will have Conner Hawke as Green Arrow and not his old man. Emo Dinah will be sooo very emo in this run, if Ollie is indeed dead. I’m not that convinced, they DID lie about Stargirl being in Countdown 32 after all XD

On other news, Iris West is adorable!

I absolutely love it when they use Yoink in anything!

Mark Waid never fails to brighten up my day.

On other other news:

The Sentry’s finally going after the Hulk. Well, it’s about time!

PS. I know, I’m late. Again.

And missed last week’s batch.

I blame Smarbro!

It’s totally their faul!