I went to my local comic book store yesterday morning(Yes, I woke up early. Horrifying ain’t it?) and got the last copy WWH#1. And let me just say YOU’RE ALL FUCKED NOW! BWAHAHAHAHA!

*ahem*

For those who doesn’t know what happened to our green giant, here’s a little recap.

Planet Hulk in a nutshell:

After wrecking havoc and destroying most of Las Vegas, Tony Stark and Reed Richards put the Hulk into a rocket and shot him supposedly to a planet without sentient life. Shit happens, and Hulk lands in Skaar, a planet with plenty of sentient hostile life.

Thus starting the Planet Hulk series.

Red king dude enslaves Hulk into a life as a gladiator. Hulk wins many bloody matches and becomes wildly popular. Red king dude becomes afraid that he may have to give hulk his freedom due traditional laws, so he throws at the arena his latest acquisition: the Silver Surfer. Hulk beats Surfer, but refuses his offer to get back home. Hulk and his friends escape and started a rebellion. So Red king dude sent his bodyguard after the Hulk, a super tough hawt alien chick(who looks like Freeza). After fighting, Alien chick slowly changes her opinion about Hulk and her changes loyalties. Hulk made many more friends and allies, and launches offensive against red king dude. They do battle, Hulk beats Red king dude fair and square. Red king dude plays dirty again, pushes button, world is fucked. Hulk shows supreme awesomeness, flexes muscles and unfucks the world. Hulk is crowned new king of Skaar and takes hawt alien chick his queen.

Awesome, yes? Yes it is.

But then, the warp core on the the ship Reed and Stark sent him in detonates and blows away everything in sight, all while his last message of ‘We are doing this for your won good’ plays. Killing a whole millions his subjects and including his wife and their unborn hulk-spawn.

*recap ends here*

So he takes his warbound comrades and goes back to Earth. A little detour to the moon so he can beat the shit out of Blackbolt. You heard me, Blackbolt.

He’s even nice enough to give a warning for everyone in Manhattan to evacuate for 24hrs before he turns it to rubble. So Tony Stark steps in with his Hulk Buster armor, they do battle.

Then, seventeen pages of Tony Stark getting his ass handed to him by our you know who. Yes, half the issue is about Iron Man getting his butt kicked and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

YOU’RE ALL FUCKED NOW! HAHAHAHAHA!

Next post:

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer(watched it today, here’s a spoiler).

PS. I’ll be in Hong Kong for 3 days, no post till Tuesday.