Za Ring

This is my current YM status and avatar (add me yo :p). And for those who missed the part where I said No, not my avatar’s smiling face and asked me about the girl on my avatar: No. She is NOT my girlfriend(I want to leave the Philippines in one piece lol). I didn’t even mention her name on my last post, why would I reveal her picture? I’m a very secretive man when it comes to these things, most of my friends doesn’t even know her name.

So, who is this mystery woman?

Her name is (Due to threats from her and her fanboys, I cannot divulge her name and have edited it out; Instead we shall use a codename: Smurfette), I call her Jhotams for short(Get it? Short? I crack myself up) and for the lulz. And according to Mr. Siopao’s research: She’s the second most stalked girl in our batch(DLSU CCS C2T9). Now you see why I don’t want to be associated with her fanboys, I want my bones in tact when I leave the Philippines.

Anyway, the reason I used this as my avatar is simply to annoy her fanboys with za ring(that doubles as brass knuckles according to Mr. CJ Bantayan) which was allegedly given to her by someone special(according to her fanboys). But when asked during an interview, she told us that it’s just a birthday present from ’some guy’. Do we believe her? Most of us don’t lol.

Unfortunately, my plan backfired on me. A LOT of people asked me about my avatar and I’m fearing for my safety now. It’s a known fact that fanboys are dangerous creatures when provoked, and I might have miscalculated the number of her fans. Not only that, but my relatives are bugging me as well. Everyone knows I hate talking to my relatives! And finally, my girlfriend saw my avatar and went beserk! She won’t even snuggle with me anymore! Worst of all, she’s only one bldg away from Smurfette; we’re expecting to see a hot smexy catfight tomorrow at the Gokongwei bldg(will be uploaded to youtube as soon as possible, don’t miss it!).

PS. Sorry I forgot how to spell your whole name lol. Treat nalang kita ng ice cream before I go.