04
What I watched:
What I expected:
What I got:
FUCKING AWESOME!
Seeing and Samuel L. Jackson portray a character that was based on himself made me chuckle. MUTHAFUCKING NICK FURY AFTER MAH MUTHAFUCKING CREDITS! My cousin and I were the only guys left(aside from the ushers) in the theater after the credits.
God damn it, how am I suppose to hate on Tony now?
Jon Favreau did an excellent job of cutting out everything that bothers me about superhero movies and kept the action scenes extremely badass without sacrificing character development. Everything is kept simple yet effective.
AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Explosions, Bourbon Whiskey, Martinis, a dogfight/chase scene, MORE EXPLOSIONS, SCIENCE(which is way better than MAGIC), cool mecha CGI, product placements and EVEN MORE EXPLOSIONS = Awesome movie.
PS. Jarvis as an AI was very lolwut. Oh well, at least he’s not a SKRULL . Or is he?
21
From now on, most of my posts will be password protected so the wrong people(read: relatives) won’t be able to view them.
Password hint: He’s the Hansomest guy in C2T9’s S20.
PS. No, he’s not Jao. Hi Jao!
PSPS. No, not Justin either. Hi Justin!
PSPSPS. Not Paolo. Halo thar Paorou!
PSPSPSPS. Not Alex. Hi Alex!
PSPSPSPSPS. Wala na kong ibang kilalang lalake sa S20. lol.
PSPSPSPSPSPS. Ang cute ko shet.
Pahabol: Hi Cheski!
11
I got ‘tagged’ by Chrys. I was just about to say “Screw your blogging memes” when Cory Doctorow flew into my room; his bloggyness lectured me about the universal blogging code of conduct, before giving me a brownie a when he flew out my window.
I REFUSE TO CONFORM! MWAHAHAHA!
YOUR BROWNIE DID NOTHING! NOTHING!
22
This day is the most unproductive yet tiring day I’ve had in the land of Sand and Shawarma. Well, I’ve only been here for 2 weeks. But still. This day is very lulzy though. We spent around 160dirhams(1920php) on all the taxi rides! WTF!
Somewhere in dubai:
Indian interviwer dude: Are you from China?
Me: (lolwut) No sir, Philippines.
Him: Aah, are you part Chinese?
Me: Yes, my grandfather is Chinese.
Him: I see. Which kind of women do you prefer? Chinese girls of Filipino girls?
Me: (lolwut) Half-breeds are superior. Based on experience.
Him: HAHA! I like your answer. So now that we’re relaxed and comfortable. Let’s proceed to the acutal interview.
Him: Hmm, I don’t see any marketing experience in your CV(resume), all I keep seeing is the word ‘computer’. Please tell me why you’ve chosen to apply to our marketing branch?
Me: Marketing? So THAT’s what I’m applying for!
Him: …
Needless to say, I got canned lol. Oh well.
*Another expensive taxi ride back to the City Centre*
At the Dubai City Centre mall’s food court:
Cute Japanese gurl: すみません。。。something something。。。ですか？
Me: Eh?
Her: Eeeh?
Me: わかりません
Her: @_@ EH? *pouts* (must be surprised that I was able to tell her that I don’t understand her)
Me: Eh? O.o
Turns out that she was asking if I knew where the bathroom is or something. I guided her to the wrong direction. Oops?
Note to self: GET A FUCKING LOCAL SIM! This is the nth missed opportinity!
PS. DEODORANTS, MOTHERFUCKERS! DO YOU USE IT!? No wonder my Arab cousins hate your kind.
05
It took 7 despedidas, my wallet’s last dying breath, a kidnapping, my friends finally seeing my house and a LOT of road trips(and getting lost), but I’m finally leaving!
I’ll promote this hairstyle there.
Thanks to all my friends who made my last 1 1/2 months here crazier and funnier than ever. Each of you will recieve a bottle of sand when I return.
CIAO, BITCHES~
04
YM status message: Simple enough, yes?
Apparently not. What have you done, Ren!?
You too!?
Click for Zyon:
Sorry kids, now you’ll think twice before buzzing me while I’m playing DotA.
Buti pa si Karol.
Thanks for the shoop, Yukino.
PS. Buzzing me doesn’t really affect my game lol.
01
It seems that spending 4 hours in the bathroom re-reading the tales of Morpheus of the Endless, consuming half a pack of Dunhill Frost, Chai tea and Butsi while listening to Air Supply songs wasn’t a very effective way of dealing with Depression..
Cigarettes and tea simply don’t mix.
Eating Butsi while sitting on a toilet is just weird.
Air Supply only made it worse.
And I’ve OBVIOUSLY chosen the wrong comic to read. I should have remembered that the King of Dreams is a huge emo kid when it comes to break-ups..
Well, that helped. Not!
Not to mention that it took 30mins for me to feel my arse again.
Oh well.
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I FUCKING HATE THIS DAY! GRRRRR!
18
So we finally bought our plane tickets and booked our flight. And our flight has yet again been delayed! Wooo!
So mark your planners boys and girls, for I shall leave the Philippines on the 15th of Febuary.
I am sooooo tempted to blog about a certain someone from the 247th DLSU nROTC Medics Bravo 05 and her amazing 2-year long distance relationship. She repeatedly tried to convince me to keep the relationship alive using the power of CAPS LOCK. I quote: “YOU DON’T HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE LEAVING! DON’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAAAKE OF LETTING GO OF YOUR LURVE!” And I was like: o.O lolwut.
GET IN THE CAR
Then she gave me inspiring stories on how theY managed to keep their flame alive for 2 years and counting. I acquired a number a cheezy lines that I can use and potential blackmail material lol. Oh, and apparently, she’s getting fat! Who is this mystery woman? Hmm, wait.. I think I did blog about her.. Oh well.
16
This is my current YM status and avatar (add me yo :p). And for those who missed the part where I said No, not my avatar’s smiling face and asked me about the girl on my avatar: No. She is NOT my girlfriend(I want to leave the Philippines in one piece lol). I didn’t even mention her name on my last post, why would I reveal her picture? I’m a very secretive man when it comes to these things, most of my friends doesn’t even know her name.
So, who is this mystery woman?
